Selasa, 16 Februari 2016

Obeying Mother

One day there was a mother cooking in the kitchen. Then she called her son who was watching TV in the living room. “Budi buy me a packet of salt in Mrs. Inah’s shop!” Her mother begged. “Take this money but remember that the shop is across the street. You have to be careful. Do not cross the street before the car passes first, “her mother warned.”Alright mom” replied Budi.
Budi immediately went to the shop. After waiting for a long time, his mother was worried because Budi did not come after nearly a half an hour. Soon afterward, she left her house to see Budi. She was worried that Budi was in danger.
After arriving near the shop, she was surprised to see the Budi stood motionless on the roadside. “Why are you so long?” asked her mother. “I cannot cross this street mom” she was wonder and asked “why does it so? The street was very quiet, right? “”That is right, I want to cross the street but there is no car which passing by” Budi replied. “How can be like that?” her mother getting surprised. “You told me that don’t cross the street before the car pass first and now I am waiting for the car to pass first. Therefore I cannot cross this street “replied Budi. His mother could only be silent.

The bomb

There are three passengers and one pilot on a plane. The first man said, “I have a bottle, what should I do?” The pilot replied, “Throw out”. The second man also had a bottle and the pilot told him to throw out. The third person was very different, he said, “I have a bomb, what should I do?” The pilot told him to throw out.

When the plane landed, the pilot and three passengers found a man who was crying. When asked, he replied “My head is injured because the bottle that thrown by someone”. Then, they met a woman who was crying. When they asked, the woman told the same reason.

Several minutes later, they met a man who laughed uproariously. When asked, the man replied “I was fart and suddenly the existing building behind me was exploded”.

The Great Father

Father: “I have a bride for you, marry her”
Son: “No, I want to choose my own bride”
Father: “But this girl is very special, she was the daughter of bill gates”
Son: “Well… in this case I would say yes.”

Furthermore, the father approaches Bill Gates.

Father: “I have a husband for your daughter”
Bill Gates: “But my daughter is too young to be married!”
Dad: “This young man is a vice-president of the world bank”
Bill Gates: “Hmmm, in this case I will say ok”

Finally, the father goes to see the president of the World Bank.

Father: “I have a young man to be the vice president of the World Bank”
President: “But I do not need a vice president!”
Father: “But he is the son bill gates”
President: “Really? In this case I would say OK”

Two vampire bats

Two vampire bats wake up in the middle of the night, thirsty for blood. One says, “Let’s fly out of the cave and get some blood.”
“We’re new here,” says the second one. “It’s dark out, and we don’t know where to look. We’d better wait until the other bats go with us.”
The first bat replies, “Who needs them? I can find some blood somewhere.” He flies out of the cave.
When he returns, he is covered with blood.
The second bat says excitedly, “Where did you get the blood?”
The first bat takes his buddy to the mouth of the cave. Pointing into the night, he asks, “See that black building over there?”
“Yes,” the other bat answers.
“Well,” says the first bat, “I didn’t.”

Help The Lonely Child

Sandy began a job as an elementary school counselor and she was eager to help. One day during recess she noticed a girl standing by herself on one side of a playing field while the rest of the kids enjoyed a game of soccer at the other.
Sandy approached and asked if she was all right.
The girl said she was.
A little while later, however, Sandy noticed the girl was in the same spot, still by herself.
Approaching again, Sandy offered, “Would you like me to be your friend?”
The girl hesitated, then said, “Okay,” looking at the woman suspiciously.
Feeling she was making progress, Sandy then asked, “Why are you standing here all alone?”
“Because,” the little girl said with great exasperation, “I’m the goalie!”

An Owl

As the story, there is an OWL who traveled far to move to another forest.
In this long journey, he meets a bird turtledoves. The Turtledoves amazed to see an OWL that was so hastily. He Said, “Hi, Owl! Where do you want to? “
OWL spun for a moment in the air, and then replied, “Aiih! Too difficult to get along with the neighbors. You do you know, I have the talent to sing, if night comes, I really like humming. But, well … it looks like all of them do not like to hear my voice. What can be made? Better I leave this place and moved to another forest! “
Hearing this, it said, “the Owl, you kan have lived here for tens of years. All the neighbors left and right have known you. Why you should move to a foreign place..? “
It continued, “according to me, you better change Your singing voice tone a little. The neighbors will surely love it. If not so, everywhere you go, just the same. You will still be disliked. “
Hear interviews with shame, turtledoves birds Owls bowed his head. Before long, he was seen flying back toward his home in the old forest.
Marvelous companions,
If you often experience disputes with people around or feel colleagues/friends often complicate yourself, you should try correcting yourself — instead of always blaming others.
If we always throw all the blame on the surrounding environment and do not want to think about yourself, then it is the same case with the OWL. Wherever we go, there will never be liked …
Hopefully can be an inspiration …
Warm greetings!

The Man In The Next Bed

Two men, both seriously ill, occupied the same hospital room. One man was allowed to sit up in his bed for an hour each afternoon to help drain the fluid from his lungs. His bed was next to the room’s only window. The other man had to spend all his time flat on his back. The men talked for hours on end. They spoke of their wives and families, their homes, their jobs, their involvement in the military service, where they had been on vacation.
Every afternoon, when the man in the bed by the window could sit up, he would pass the time by describing to his roommate all the things he could see outside the window. The man in the other bed began to live for those one hour periods where his world would be broadened and enlivened by all the activity and color of the world outside.
The window overlooked a park with a lovely lake. Ducks and swans played on the water while children sailed their model boats. Young lovers walked arm in arm amidst flowers of every color and a fine view of the city skyline could be seen in the distance. As the man by the window described all this in exquisite details, the man on the other side of the room would close his eyes and imagine this picturesque scene.
One warm afternoon, the man by the window described a parade passing by. Although the other man could not hear the band – he could see it in his mind’s eye as the gentleman by the window portrayed it with descriptive words.
Days, weeks and months passed. One morning, the day nurse arrived to bring water for their baths only to find the lifeless body of the man by the window, who had died peacefully in his sleep. She was saddened and called the hospital attendants to take the body away.
As soon as it seemed appropriate, the other man asked if he could be moved next to the window. The nurse was happy to make the switch, and after making sure he was comfortable, she left him alone. Slowly, painfully, he propped himself up on one elbow to take his first look at the real world outside. He strained to slowly turn to look out the window besides the bed.
It faced a blank wall. The man asked the nurse what could have compelled his deceased roommate who had described such wonderful things outside this window. The nurse responded that the man was blind and could not even see the wall. She said, ‘Perhaps he just wanted to encourage you.’ Epilogue:
There is tremendous happiness in making others happy, despite our own situations. Shared grief is half the sorrow, but happiness when shared, is doubled. If you want to feel rich, just count all the things you have that money can’t buy.
“Yesterday is a history. Tomorrow is a mistery. Today is a gift, that is why it is called Present